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@sofwath you’re qualified for a government job if you know how to take off your trousers on MSN Messenger<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Twitter \/ @Ahmed: @sofwath you’re qualified …<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

@sofwath you’re qualified for a government job if you know how to take off your trousers on MSN Messenger Twitter \/ @Ahmed: @sofwath you’re qualified …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[272],"class_list":["post-5145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-video_graphics","tag-voices","post_format-post-format-quote"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5sGHy-1kZ","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3772,"url":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/2011\/03\/10\/if-youre-a-maldivian-please-take-a-couple-of\/","url_meta":{"origin":5145,"position":0},"title":"IF you’re a Maldivian please take a couple of minutes:","author":"monochromist","date":"March 10, 2011","format":"link","excerpt":"IF you're a Maldivian please take a couple of minutes:aindhy: Doing a small survey for personal curiosity.","rel":"","context":"In "motion"","block_context":{"text":"motion","link":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/category\/video_graphics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4532,"url":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/2011\/01\/24\/i-think-the-swedish-people-have-always-had-a-great\/","url_meta":{"origin":5145,"position":1},"title":"I think the Swedish people\u2026","author":"monochromist","date":"January 24, 2011","format":"quote","excerpt":"I think the Swedish people have always had a great sense for design. 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