\u201cDo you think we could ever be friends?\u201d I mused.<\/p>\n
\u201cFuck no.\u201d<\/p>\n
I chuckled softly.<\/p>\n
\u201cPut your legs on the table.\u201d<\/p>\n
I blinked, confusion marring my brow.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat did you say?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYour legs. Put them on the table.\u201d<\/p>\n
I slowly slid down the chair and lifted my legs on to the table.<\/p>\n
\u201cSpread your legs.\u201d<\/p>\n
I watched his lips curl into a smirk.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow why would I ever want to be friends when I can make you do that.\u201d<\/p>\n
via Embracing Unreason http:\/\/embracingunreason.wordpress.com\/2011\/02\/15\/friends\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u201cDo you think we could ever be friends?\u201d I mused. \u201cFuck no.\u201d I chuckled softly. \u201cPut your legs on the table.\u201d I blinked, confusion marring my brow. \u201cWhat did you say?\u201d \u201cYour legs. Put them on the table.\u201d I slowly slid down the chair and lifted my legs on to the table. \u201cSpread your legs.\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-video_graphics","post_format-post-format-chat"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5sGHy-181","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3222,"url":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/2011\/04\/09\/nobodys-slut-embracing-unreason\/","url_meta":{"origin":4341,"position":0},"title":"Nobody\u2019s slut \u00ab Embracing Unreason","author":"monochromist","date":"April 9, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Hi. 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