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Fareed or cucumber: What does the average Maldivian woman want? | Hilath Online<\/a><\/p>\n

Sheikh Fareed asks viewers whether Allah created \u201cmen or the cucumber\u201d for women.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fareed or cucumber: What does the average Maldivian woman want? | Hilath Online Sheikh Fareed asks viewers whether Allah created \u201cmen or the cucumber\u201d for women.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[171,172,36,8,177,175,34,174,80,176],"class_list":["post-3730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-video_graphics","tag-cucumber","tag-fareed","tag-islam","tag-maldives","tag-masturbation","tag-media","tag-politics","tag-press","tag-sex","tag-sexuality","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5sGHy-Ya","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3714,"url":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/2011\/03\/11\/cucumber-censored-in-islamic-foundations-tv\/","url_meta":{"origin":3730,"position":0},"title":"\u201cCucumber\u201d censored in Islamic Foundation\u2019s TV ad\u00a0|\u00a0Minivan News","author":"monochromist","date":"March 11, 2011","format":"link","excerpt":"\u201cCucumber\u201d censored in Islamic Foundation\u2019s TV ad\u00a0|\u00a0Minivan News By Ahmed Nazeer The Maldives National Broadcasting Corporation (MNBC) has censored the word \u2018cucumber\u2019 from an advertisement produced by the Islamic Foundation of the Maldives (IFM), due to the potential for public embarrassment. 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