{"id":3717,"date":"2011-03-11T07:31:40","date_gmt":"2011-03-11T07:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/monochromist.com\/2011\/03\/11\/what-really-happened-via-beardmasters\/"},"modified":"2017-07-10T04:06:14","modified_gmt":"2017-07-10T04:06:14","slug":"what-really-happened-via-beardmasters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/2011\/03\/11\/what-really-happened-via-beardmasters\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>what really happened<\/p>\n<p>via: <a href=\"http:\/\/beardmaster.posterous.com\/what-really-happened-0\">beardmaster&rsquo;s posterous<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>what really happened via: beardmaster&rsquo;s posterous\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[171,172,36,8,177,175,34,174,80,176],"class_list":["post-3717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-video_graphics","tag-cucumber","tag-fareed","tag-islam","tag-maldives","tag-masturbation","tag-media","tag-politics","tag-press","tag-sex","tag-sexuality","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5sGHy-XX","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3730,"url":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/2011\/03\/11\/fareed-or-cucumber-what-does-the-average\/","url_meta":{"origin":3717,"position":0},"title":"Fareed or cucumber: What does\u2026","author":"monochromist","date":"March 11, 2011","format":"gallery","excerpt":"Fareed or cucumber: What does the average Maldivian woman want? | Hilath Online Sheikh Fareed asks viewers whether Allah created \u201cmen or the cucumber\u201d for women.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;motion&quot;","block_context":{"text":"motion","link":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/category\/video_graphics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/monochromist.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/tumblr_lhvq6x8xA71qzsz45o1_400.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3729,"url":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/2011\/03\/11\/immediately-open-sex-toy-shops-so-that-maldivian\/","url_meta":{"origin":3717,"position":1},"title":"immediately open sex toy shops,\u2026","author":"monochromist","date":"March 11, 2011","format":"quote","excerpt":"immediately open sex toy shops, so that Maldivian ladies will have a choice instead of becoming sex slaves to horrible men. 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