{"id":2672,"date":"2012-04-06T07:33:13","date_gmt":"2012-04-06T07:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/monochromist.com\/2012\/04\/06\/clarkco-photo-from-the-maldives-in-2009-damn\/"},"modified":"2017-07-10T00:27:34","modified_gmt":"2017-07-10T00:27:34","slug":"clarkco-photo-from-the-maldives-in-2009-damn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/2012\/04\/06\/clarkco-photo-from-the-maldives-in-2009-damn\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/clarkco.tumblr.com\/post\/20554764128\/photo-from-the-maldives-in-2009-damn-it-was\">clarkco<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Photo from the Maldives in 2009.<\/p>\n<p>Damn it was sunny\u2026got burnt within 5 minutes of getting off the plane.<\/p>\n<p>Stupid sun, hurt like hell.<\/p>\n<p>At least I didn\u2019t get eaten by sharks\u2026I suppose that is a plus\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Did kick a tree though\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>clarkco: Photo from the Maldives in 2009. Damn it was sunny\u2026got burnt within 5 minutes of getting off the plane. Stupid sun, hurt like hell. At least I didn\u2019t get eaten by sharks\u2026I suppose that is a plus\u2026 Did kick a tree though\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-video_graphics","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5sGHy-H6","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2672"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2672\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2674,"href":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2672\/revisions\/2674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}