{"id":205,"date":"2014-09-15T07:59:11","date_gmt":"2014-09-15T07:59:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/monochromist.com\/2014\/09\/15\/hidden-in-it-is-the-secret-of-life-if-there-were\/"},"modified":"2014-09-15T07:59:11","modified_gmt":"2014-09-15T07:59:11","slug":"hidden-in-it-is-the-secret-of-life-if-there-were","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/2014\/09\/15\/hidden-in-it-is-the-secret-of-life-if-there-were\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>hidden in it is the secret of life. if there were no eggs there wouldn&rsquo;t be any chicken. if there were no chicken there wouldn&rsquo;t be parties. if there were no parties there wouldn&rsquo;t be romance. if there wasn&rsquo;t romance there wouldn&rsquo;t be life.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'>\n<p>Ande ka Funda &#8211; Jodi No. 1: <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/A5iFHsgqHEQ\">http:\/\/youtu.be\/A5iFHsgqHEQ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>translation by M<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hidden in it is the secret of life. if there were no eggs there wouldn&rsquo;t be any chicken. if there were no chicken there wouldn&rsquo;t be parties. if there were no parties there wouldn&rsquo;t be romance. if there wasn&rsquo;t romance there wouldn&rsquo;t be life. 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