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I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, \u201cDaddy check for monsters under my bed.\u201d I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, \u201cDaddy there\u2019s somebody on my bed.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, \u201cDaddy check for monsters under my bed.\u201d I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, \u201cDaddy there\u2019s somebody on my bed.\u201d From What is the best horror story you can come up […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-video_graphics","post_format-post-format-quote"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5sGHy-ip","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5751,"url":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/2014\/10\/03\/0210-dua-on-bed-it-vibrates\/","url_meta":{"origin":1141,"position":0},"title":"0210 dua on bed, it\u2026","author":"monochromist","date":"October 3, 2014","format":"gallery","excerpt":"0210 dua on bed, it vibrates!","rel":"","context":"In "motion"","block_context":{"text":"motion","link":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/category\/video_graphics\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/monochromist.com\/notes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/tumblr_ncuwdhnof91u0420yo1_1280.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1221,"url":"https:\/\/monochromist.com\/notes\/2013\/07\/25\/extract-from-chapter-xvi-p-247-8-in-this-short\/","url_meta":{"origin":1141,"position":1},"title":"Extract from: Chapter XVI, p.\u2026","author":"monochromist","date":"July 25, 2013","format":"gallery","excerpt":"Extract from: Chapter XVI, p. 247-8 In this short summer night she learnt so much. 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